Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
The beer is more important than you right now.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
he fucked my hip out of place.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
