so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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