i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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