i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
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