why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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