Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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