i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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