Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
We're using joints as your birthday candles
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
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