I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
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