people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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