: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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