operation have a gay friend backfired
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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