god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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