Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
i dont even know how to be here
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
Randomize
