Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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