I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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