Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
