shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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