She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
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