Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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