Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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