are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Randomize
