so explain again why im purple
no
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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