normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
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