my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
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