i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
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