the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
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