i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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