So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
This is your morning-after text courtesy of your very confused friend!! :) To discuss "what the hell were you trying to tell me last night," press 1. To laugh over your drunken antics, press 2. To pretend like none of it even happened (or to respond with concurrent confusion because you have no idea), press 3.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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