if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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