I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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