No, drunk sperm still make babies.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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