last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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