After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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