I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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