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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.

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(512): View more from Texas

I pooped in a mop bucket.

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WTF???

(512): View more from Texas

Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that

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(828): View more from North Carolina

You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up

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(614): View more from Ohio

The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.

(610): View more from Pennsylvania

A simple 'no' would have sufficed

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(509): View more from Washington

He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.

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(845): View more from New York

I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.

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(310): View more from California

It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.

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(775): View more from Nevada

Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to

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(516): View more from New York

Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"

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