you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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