I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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