Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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