Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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