A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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