My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
operation have a gay friend backfired
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Randomize
