Listen the way I know if I'm drunk is if I have stage fright in the pisser if I do then I'm not drunk! And I definitely still do right now!
Having a random hookup so left but love u
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
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