i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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