Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
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