WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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