Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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