you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I would fuck him just for his dog
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