she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
is it fun? or sober?
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