i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Randomize
